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The Couch Calculator
Pick the words he said. One word gets him a night or two. Three words get him a lease.
The Kitchen
Danger zone 1The Bedroom
Danger zone 2The Medicine Cabinet
Danger zone 3The First Date
Danger zone 4The Text Thread
Danger zone 5The Dating Profile
Danger zone 6The Mirror
Danger zone 7The Argument
Danger zone 8Pet Names Gone Wrong
Danger zone 9The Nuclear Option
Danger zone 10Aggravating circumstances
Added afterHarmless words. Fatal next to a compliment.