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Vocabulary Appeals Court
Every appeal is heard. Every appeal is denied.
RulingPending
The court is waiting for your defense. Take your time. It won’t help.
Landmark cases
From the book. All five rulings stand.
No. 001moist
“It was a compliment. The cake was moist.”
DeniedNobody disputes the cake.
No. 002girth
“I was talking about a tree.”
DeniedThe tree has filed a separate complaint.
No. 003shaft
“It’s a golf term.”
DeniedYou don’t golf.
No. 004chunky
“I said the sweater was chunky. Not her.”
DeniedShe was in it.
No. 005panties
“That’s what it says on the package.”
DeniedThen let the package say it.